The fans of rising star Ming Huai and award-winning actor Ji Tingqian have always been at odds, trading insults and launching vicious attacks against each other. Consequently, everyone assumes the two celebrities themselves are bitter enemies in private. When they finally appear together on a reality show, both fan camps gear up for battle, weapons drawn—only to be stunned speechless when the official announcement drops. Fans: [Stunned.jpg] "What the hell! What the hell! What the hell! Why do their eyes scream 'perfect couple'?!"

At this point, the stars themselves weigh in. Ji Tingqian [firmly, three times]: "I, Ji Tingqian, may like many people, but I will never, ever like Ming Huai! That Ming Huai is so promiscuous, so loose—he slept with me the very first time we met!"

Ming Huai [smiling]: "Right. I'm promiscuous. I'm loose. You absolutely don't like me. Noted."

Later… Ji Tingqian [ecstatically]: "My Ming Huai kissed me! My Ming Huai hugged me! My Ming Huai flirted with me! Baby, I only love you!"

Ming Huai [still smiling]: "I remember: I'm promiscuous, I'm loose, and you absolutely don't like me."

Reading Guide (=^▽^=): 1. Both top and bottom belong exclusively to each other, body and soul. 2. The top is steady yet secretly passionate; the bottom is optimistic and proactive. 3. The top loses all composure around the bottom. 4. This story includes mpreg (male pregnancy).