{"id":3262,"date":"2026-05-15T23:00:52","date_gmt":"2026-05-15T23:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/?p=3262"},"modified":"2026-05-10T07:09:04","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T07:09:04","slug":"global-examination-18","status":"publish","type":"chapter","link":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/chapter\/global-examination-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Global Examination 18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chapter 18: Listening Comprehension<br><br>There\u2019s seriously a move like this?!<br><br>The process of waiting for exam questions should have been tense.<br><br>But the system\u2019s completely out-of-nowhere warning instantly destroyed all tension.<br><br>The candidates were stunned, yet nobody dared say anything reckless.<br><br>Yu Wen had originally wanted to follow them inside and take a look, but now he stood there awkwardly with one foot hanging in the air, unsure whether to enter or not.<br><br>Because the atmosphere between the two big shots inside the room was genuinely terrifying\u2026<br><br>Qi Yang glanced at Qin Jiu once, then expressionlessly withdrew his gaze again.<br><br>Wearing his usual funeral-level expression, he followed the wall around the room until he finally found the source of the sound.<br><br>It was a stuffed crow standing stiffly on a brass perch, wings spread and beak wide open.<br><br>Ten seconds earlier, when they first entered, its beak had still been closed.<br><br>Without even bending down, Qi Yang lowered his eyes toward the crow and said:<br><br>\u201cWho\u2019s operating this exam system? Which idiot set up this nonsense dialogue? Is there anywhere to file complaints?\u201d<br><br>Crow: \u201c\u2026\u201d<br><br>Qi Yang turned to look at Qin Jiu.<br><br>A red light suddenly flashed on Qin Jiu\u2019s wrist with a sharp beep.<br><br>He touched his wrist and winked at Qi Yang.<br><br>\u201cFriendly advice. Try not to ask questions like that. The first time is just a warning telling me not to violate confidentiality rules. Ask again, and you\u2019ll get expelled from the exam room.\u201d<br><br>Qi Yang casually patted the crow\u2019s head.<br><br>Crow: \u201c\u2026\u201d<br><br>Qin Jiu\u2019s dark eyes lingered on Qi Yang\u2019s face briefly before shifting toward the crow instead.<br><br>\u201cFine. We\u2019ll switch rooms. I\u2019ll stay with the mixed-blood candidate instead.\u201d<br><br>He stared directly into the crow\u2019s glass eyes while speaking.<br><br>This time the crow went silent for two seconds.<br><br>Everyone thought the matter was settled.<br><br>Then the crow suddenly spoke again, repeating the exact same sentence:<br><br>\u3010Candidates and proctors are prohibited from developing improper relationships. Please reassign the rooms.\u3011<br><br>To accommodate Mike, it even repeated the warning in English.<br><br>Mike: \u201c\u2026\u201d<br><br>\u201cThen maybe with this one?\u201d Qin Jiu casually pointed at Yu Wen.<br><br>\u3010Candidates and proctors are prohibited from developing improper relationships. Please reassign the rooms.\u3011<br><br>\u201c\u2026\u201d<br><br>Hearing the message repeat like a broken recorder, everyone finally realized something.<br><br>This wasn\u2019t targeting Qin Jiu and Qi Yang specifically.<br><br>The damn system was treating the entire group like horny dogs.<br><br>Yu Wen quietly elbowed his father and whispered:<br><br>\u201cWhat kind of trauma did this system go through? Why\u2019s it so sensitive? Sharing one room counts as fooling around\u2014if two people share a bed, would that automatically produce an entire bloodline?\u201d<br><br>Old Yu smacked him lightly. \u201cStop talking dirty!\u201d<br><br>Yu Wen: \u201c???\u201d<br><br>\u2026<br><br>Qin Jiu also walked over to the crow.<br><br>\u201cHow about this? Since I\u2019m already supervising the entire process, maybe I should just let this candidate do whatever he wants.\u201d<br><br>Beep\u2014<br><br>Violation warning.<br><br>Proctor 001 was so annoyed he actually laughed.<br><br>They wouldn\u2019t let him share a room.<br><br>But they still required full-time supervision.<br><br>Was this human language?<br><br>\u2026<br><br>Qin Jiu rubbed his wrist while staring at the crow.<br><br>For a brief moment, everyone could clearly sense how tense the atmosphere had become.<br><br>It seemed like he was about to do something.<br><br>But after a pause, he merely said leisurely:<br><br>\u201cHow about this? The candidate can take the room. I\u2019ll graciously suffer a little and make do on the sofa.\u201d<br><br>This time, the crow finally remained silent.<br><br>Apparently, the system accepted this arrangement.<br><br>Everyone released long sighs of relief.<br><br>Qi Yang gave Qin Jiu a strange look.<br><br>Even though he fundamentally didn\u2019t get along with this proctor, he still had to admit that Qin Jiu possessed a particularly unique aura.<br><br>It felt as though all those countless rules and restrictions simply couldn\u2019t bind him.<br><br>Even when this Proctor 001 stood there smiling and lazily negotiating with the examination system, he gave people the impression that\u2026<br><br>He could destroy the rules at any moment.<br><br>His compromise and retreat felt like a lion lazily taking a nap.<br><br>It didn\u2019t reduce his danger in the slightest.<br><br>Like a sleepy lion casually announcing it wanted to bite someone.<br><br>Who the hell would dare let it bite them?<br><br>\u2026<br><br>In the end, the accommodation issue was finally resolved.<br><br>After an enormous detour, the final room arrangement ended up almost identical to the original one anyway.<br><br>The only thing they gained was frustration.<br><br>All the rooms here were decorated nearly identically. Each one contained the exact same stuffed crow.<br><br>These crows were the system\u2019s loudspeakers, responsible for transmitting information. Aside from Qi Yang and Qin Jiu each patting one once, nobody else even dared touch them.<br><br>\u2026<br><br>Time quickly reached 7:30.<br><br>While everyone nervously waited, a creaking sound came from the main house.<br><br>The door opened.<br><br>Black Granny had finally woken up.<br><br>The crow cried out:<br><br>\u3010The listening test will now officially begin. Candidates, please proceed immediately. Each recording will only be played twice.\u3011<br><br>The moment Black Granny woke up, the village chief reacted like a mouse spotting a cat and immediately prepared to flee.<br><br>Before running off, he told everyone:<br><br>\u201cBlack Granny has a rule whenever meeting guests. Before entering, each person must draw a card.\u201d<br><br>Another card draw?<br><br>Qi Yang\u2019s face instantly darkened.<br><br>\u201cWhat kind of cards? Playing cards? Tarot cards girls play with?\u201d Yu Wen, who had apparently suffered a great deal during his school years, surprisingly knew a bit about them. \u201cDo we get our fortunes told afterward?\u201d<br><br>\u201cIf she tells your fortune, would you even understand it?\u201d Old Yu snapped irritably.<br><br>\u201cFair point. Then what\u2019s the point of drawing?\u201d<br><br>The village chief looked hesitant, then finally said:<br><br>\u201cIt represents whether or not you\u2019ll sleep peacefully tonight.\u201d<br><br>He probably anticipated everyone\u2019s next question, so he hurriedly added:<br><br>\u201cDon\u2019t think about avoiding it. You absolutely must draw. Otherwise the consequences will be even worse.\u201d<br><br>The village chief seemed to recall some terrible memory and shuddered violently.<br><br>\u201cJust remember this\u2014absolutely, absolutely do not make her angry!\u201d<br><br>After throwing out that warning, he fled in a hurry.<br><br>Wrapped tightly in his military coat, he crossed the frozen river and disappeared into an ordinary-looking house on the opposite side, slamming the doors and windows shut.<br><br>For a while, the entire village became silent again.<br><br>The river seemed to divide two entirely separate worlds.<br><br>\u2026<br><br>With experience from the previous exam, nobody dared waste time carelessly.<br><br>Very soon, everyone gathered before Black Granny\u2019s house.<br><br>A tiny old woman resembling a vulture waited by the entrance.<br><br>Her face looked like ancient tree bark, full of deep wrinkles and grooves, yet her eyes remained strikingly black-and-white and clear like a child\u2019s.<br><br>That contrast made her even more unsettling.<br><br>She wore a richly patterned headscarf, and both hands jingled with hanging ornaments.<br><br>The ornaments looked so heavy that even lifting her arms seemed difficult.<br><br>Black Granny stared motionlessly at the group for several seconds before suddenly smiling.<br><br>Her teeth were small and sharp, making everyone\u2019s skin crawl.<br><br>She muttered something incomprehensible, spread out a stack of cards before them, and jerked her chin toward Old Yu at the front.<br><br>\u201cM-me?\u201d Old Yu looked terrified.<br><br>Black Granny shoved the cards closer to him.<br><br>Old Yu glanced uncertainly at everyone before hesitantly drawing one card.<br><br>The moment Black Granny flipped it over, everyone who saw the image inhaled sharply.<br><br>Although nobody could understand the words written on the card, the figure standing atop a stone pillar holding an enormous scythe was familiar to many people.<br><br>Yu Wen whispered:<br><br>\u201cHoly shit\u2026 that\u2019s Death, right? I don\u2019t remember what kind of card set this is, but I swear there\u2019s a Death card\u2026\u201d<br><br>Cold sweat instantly spread down everyone\u2019s backs.<br><br>Black Granny giggled again, her voice unexpectedly sweet like a young girl\u2019s.<br><br>And at that exact moment, scratching sounds suddenly echoed from the door she leaned against.<br><br>The sound of fingernails scraping\u2026<br><br>Anyone who had survived one exam already knew that sound all too well.<br><br>Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, examination questions appeared on the door.<br><br>Listening Comprehension: Please answer the following questions based on the recording.<br><br>(1) What is Black Granny\u2019s name?<br><br>(2) Where is Black Granny\u2019s family? Please find them.<br><br>(3) How many people are inside Black Granny\u2019s house?<br><br>Requirements: Answer sheets will be collected every morning at 7:30. If key scoring points are missed, one candidate will be randomly selected to enter the coffin.<br><br>Enter the coffin\u2026<br><br>Enter what coffin???<br><br>The moment the questions appeared, Black Granny opened her mouth, revealing those thin sharp teeth\u2026<br><br>And began speaking a long stream of incomprehensible gibberish.<br><br>\u201c\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u201d<br><br>Eight utterly bewildered faces stared blankly.<br><br>Scratching sounds appeared on the door again.<br><br>A new line was added beneath the question:<br><br>The listening material has finished playing once. The second playback will now begin. Candidates, please listen carefully.<br><br>Black Granny opened her mouth to speak again\u2014<br><br>When suddenly a hand shot out from nowhere holding a wad of cloth and stuffed it directly into her mouth.<br><br>Black Granny\u2019s mouth was instantly plugged shut.<br><br>Qi Yang\u2019s voice sounded calmly:<br><br>\u201cSorry. Wait a moment before talking again.\u201d<br><br>Everyone: \u201c???\u201d<br><br>The newly joined Chen Bin and Liang Yuanhao were completely dumbfounded\u2026<br><br>There was actually a move like this?!<\/p>","protected":false},"parent":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"novel":[],"class_list":["post-3262","chapter","type-chapter","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chapter\/3262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chapter"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/chapter"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chapter\/3262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3263,"href":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chapter\/3262\/revisions\/3263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"novel","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velvetink.xyz\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/novel?post=3262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}